Contestant Number One: MAFW
Some background about this picture from
Wendy, herself:
"I was in the 4th grade and REALLY proud of the fact that I was wearing pantyhose with this dress...TO SCHOOL! I did my own hair.
While standing IN LINE for pictures, I took out a barrett and put the side up thinking it would look super glamorous, then I turned to the girl behind me and asked, "does it look okay?" She kind of nodded and said, "sure" When I got the pictures I was so horrified that I tried multiple times to throw them away. My mom would take them out of the trash and said, 'Sorry, you can't have retakes, This will build character.'
Nice mom. So here you go."
Contestant Number Two: Jen
There's no story here. She just looked like that.
Contestant Number Three: Jeff
He requested that I enter this picture of him. No lie.
Contestant Number Four: Me
The contest was to beat
the picture in my earlier post, but I have worse. I searched high and low for the real worst picture of me (lest you think my eighth grade school picture was just an isolated incident of ickiness.), but I can't seem to find it, anywhere. It looks something like this:
Except my hair is bigger and frizzier in the real thing. (Does anyone in my family know which picture I'm talking about? Mom, if you find it will you send it to me? I mean, Dad, if Mom finds it, will you send it to me?)
So, there you have it. Cast your votes now for the winner IN THE SIDEBAR POLL.